"Max! I’m so proud that you are wearing jewelry! Rings for that matter! This is a step in the right direction! Now we just need to work on the hair. The hair definitely needs a lot of work."
“I’m wearing rings to help me kick bad guy ass.”
Nudge proceed to rant about the size and color of the rings even after Max walked away. Can you say “annoying”? Taken by Gazzy.
"You have to promise me you will never get shot again."
“That’s almost like promising to never kiss you again.”
“That would be super disappointing.”
“Well then it’s good we aren’t promising anything.”
Fang and Max had a “solo” mission that ended up not going to so hot. Taken by Ella.
"Man I need a haircut."
“No, your hair is…”
“My hair is what?”
Fang wanted to say he liked it that way, but Max makes it hard to compliment her. Taken by Fang.
"Ella you suck at volleyball."
“Sorry I’m not super human Max.”
“Can I switch teams?”
Max isn’t good with having a losing team. Taken by Nudge.
"You hang up…no you! I’m not going to hang up…no you hang up! Iggy, hang up…"
“Shush Max, it’s sweet!”
Sure, she misses Fang, but when she calls him they’re not pathetic. Taken by Max and Nudge.
"Give me one reason not to kill you."
“Fine! Uncle! Uncle!”
She’s merciless like her father, and has the set determination her mother possesses. She’s a force to be reckoned with that sometimes Max and Fang are a little afraid. Taken by Max.
"I’ll give you ten bucks if she doesn’t hit him in 30 seconds."
"You don’t have any money."
"Fine. You give me ten bucks if she does hit him in 30 seconds.”
“I don’t have any money.”
"Fine, geez - Oh! Ouch, that must of hurt."
"Does it still count if its in less than 30 seconds?"
Angel and Ella betting on Max’s patience. Generally, the one with the shortest time span wins. Taken by Ella.
"Oh. That guy that hit on you at the clinic?"
"No. Some dude delivering butt-thermometers. I’m not sure whether its a good or bad thing that I hit more creepers these days than I do people trying to kill me."
Max thinks she’s growing as a person, she really does. Taken by Max.